|Airdate||September 24, 1990|
|Written by||Rob Edwards|
|Directed by||Jeff Melman|
Bang the Drum, Ashley
Not with My Pig, You Don't
Will and Carlton catches sight of a beautiful girl named Mimi Mumford at the country club. She is the daughter of Dr. Mumford , who also known as Dr. No, since he never says "yes" to people he's not interested in. Determined to make Mimi his date to the Apple Blossom Ball, Will follows Carlton's advice and starts practicing how to be a perfect gentlemen, with Philip and Geoffrey participating.
After mastering the skills, Will walks into the country club ready to impress Dr. No, putting on a persona as Kipp Smithers. At first, Dr. No is not interested in meeting him until Smithers compliments him on his Polo match, which Dr. No find very flattering. He then offers Smithers a seat, and the two begin talking. When Mimi walks in, Dr. Mumford lets Smithers meet her. He leaves the two to get better acquainted.
After Dr. Mumford is out of sight, Will drops his preppy act and tries to talk Mimi, but before getting a word out, Mimi reveals to Will that she's not into preppy men, but rather street-wise men who are dangerous and can rap. Will then tries to convince her it was all an act, and that he's exactly what she's looking for. However, Mimi fails to see this and then leaves, leaving a furious Will to put the blame on Carlton.
Back at the house, Vivian offers Will some advice, which is to just be himself. Despite this, Will decides to act like a streetwise thug, as it is exactly what's going to attract Mimi. Will attends the ball and approaches Mimi. Carlton leaves the two to dance. However, Dr. Mumford also appears at the party, forcing Will to alternate between his preppy and gangster personas. All seems to go well until Dr. Mumford catches Will wearing a hat. He then loses all his respect for Kipp and tells him to get out of his sight. Will then decides to give up, saying that no woman is good enough for him to go through so much trouble for. However, he then catches sight of a white woman who walks by and follows her.
Back at the house, Will tells Geoffrey about his time at the ball and how he caught sight of a beautiful lady that walked by. When Geoffrey asked him what happened next, Will took off his sunglasses to show the black eye he got.
- Will Smith as Will Smith
- James Avery as Phillip Banks
- Janet Hubert as Vivian Banks
- Alfonso Ribeiro as Carlton Banks
- Karyn Parsons as Hilary Banks
- Tatyana Ali as Ashley Banks
- Joseph Marcell as Geoffrey Butler
- Lisa Fuller as Toni
- Victoria Rowell as Mimi Mumford
- Richard Roundtree as Dr. Mumford
- Garon Grisby as Skip Nesbitt
- John Towey as Country Club Representative
- Carlton: Well Will, you certainly made a name at this country club. I wouldn't be surprised if they revoked our shuffleboard privileges.
- Will: That's fine with me man. This place is whack; I'm out of here. (sees a girl) Ooh, hold up! Ooh, all points bulletin, hormones to Will, hormones to Will!
- Carlton: Hold 'em yourself Will. That's Mimi Mumford. You can't get the first base with her unless you can impress her father. He's an eminent surgeon, a championship polo player, and around these parts, he's known as Dr. No.
- Will: Why they call him that?
- Carlton: Because he never says yes. No young man is good enough for his daughter.
- Will: Well, he's not gonna have chance to tell me no 'cause I ain't gonna ask.
- Will (to Carlton): If I could show her that I'm dangerous, I'll have her like that.
- Carlton: I'll bet you wouldn't.
- Will: I bet I would.
- Carlton: I'll bet you wouldn't.
- Will: I bet you wouldn't.
- Carlton: I bet you would.
- Will: See, I fooled you.
- Will (to Mimi and Dr. No): I'm not a young Republican from Connecticut and I'm not a hood from Bed Stuy. I'm Will Smith from West Philly and I've been busting my butt trying to impress you and trying to scare you, and I'm exhausted!
- Actor Richard Roundtree, who portrays Dr. No, portrays the reverend in the episode Hare Today... from Season 6
- He also played the original Shaft from 1971.
- This was the fifth episode to be produced, but the third to be broadcasted.
- This is the first episode to show a scene of dialogue before the opening theme.
- This is the last episode to use the extended theme opening.
- This is the first time Will talks directly to the camera.
- This is the first appearance of Hilary's friend Toni.
- The song that plays during the montage is My Fair Lady.
- The episode name is a pun on the term "hubba hubba.
- In the scene where Will meets Dr. No for the first time, Will mouths the line 'string of Arabians' as Dr. No is saying the line. Frequently, Will Smith did this as a joke and the scenes had to be filmed again, but this one was missed.
- When Carlton says "How do you propose on going about it?" he is looking down as if Will's head is below him, but Will's head is above Carlton.
- When Carlton says "It isn't as easy as it looks." Will appears to be mouthing that line also.
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