The following is the lyrics to the fan favorite theme song of the show:
Now here is the story all about Bob,
This phone got flipped, turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there,
I'd tell you how I became the prince of a couple named Bob and Emily.
In Chicago, Illinois, born and raised,
In my office was where I spent most of my days,
Chillin' out, Maxin', relaxing all cool,
And talking on the telephone inside of my desk,
When a couple of patients who were up to no good,
Started taking Bob and Emily into my neighborhood,
I got in one little fight and Jerry got scared,
Carol said, "You're living with your husband and wife named Emily."
I begged and pleaded with him, day after day,
But she packed my trench coat and sent Bob on Emily's way.
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my fedora,
I put my fedora on and said "I might be there to see!"
First class, no, this ain't bad,
Drinking pina colada out of a champagne glass,
Is this what the people of Bob and Emily live like?
Hmm...this might be alright.
I waited for a transit, and when it came near,
Then Mary Richards said "BOB" and it had nothing in the mirror.
If anything, I could say that this transit was there,
But I thought, "Nah, man, forget it, yo, home to his wife!"
I pulled up to his wife about 7 or 8,
And I yelled to the security guard, "Get into my room!"
Looked at my psychologist, I was finally there,
To sit on my throne as the prince of Bob and Emily.