"Girl you must be tired….cause you’ve been running through my mind all day!"

“How about some fries!” “I’m tryin’ to find me some honey’s so I can get myself a lil’ sticky…YA KNOW WHAT I’M SAYIN’!?”

“I think I’ve seen your picture somewhere before… oh yeah that’s right, it was in the dictionary next to KABLAM!”

“You know what they say behind every successful man there’s a woman, but if you wanted to switch positions i am with that too.”

“Hurry up and write your number down before I don’t want it no more.”

"Baby, I’m sayin’: “Bing blang bluesy, me and you in the Jacuzzi!”

“Girl you look so good i wish i could plant you and grow a whole field of y’all.”

“Somebody call the cops, cause it’s got to be illegal to look that good!”

“Girl, I got to tell you, that suit looks like a piece of ‘Good God’ wrapped up in some ‘Have Mercy,’ with a side of ‘unghm!'”

“I might consider letting you be with me.”

“Hey girl, you look so good, I’d marry your brother just to get in your family.”

“Oh and G.G.W.B. means Good God, What a Booty!”

“Hey baby, I noticed you noticing me; so, I just want to put you on notice that I noticed you too.”

“I wasn’t talking to him, baby, I was stealing his wallet!”

“Baby whatever it is that you serving you better give me a double.”

“If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?”

“Yo baby baby how bout some fries to go with that shake.”

“My motto is: Keep your hands on they thighs!”

“Excuse me i seem to have lost all the feeling in my lips.”

“Ladies Ladies its your lucky day anyone who sits in these chairs get served on the house.”

“Girl, if God made anything prettier than you I hope He kept it for himself.”

“Baby you all that in a bag of chips.”

“I’m hoping you like it dark, hot, sweet and with a spoon in it.”

“Hey baby, you look so good I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y’all!”

“Don’t worry baby your secrets safe with me.”

“My dating advice: Never bring a sandwich to a buffet.”

“How could something so smooth be called sharp.”

“I can be sucking on some Honey’s neck-bone right now, you know!”

“TO THE HONEYS: Don’t let no abrasive Negroes bother you.”

“Eeny meeny, miny, moe…now some of y’alls clothes GOTS to go!”

“I’m lyin’ I’m dyin’, you know what I’m sayin?”

“I always read the Victoria’s Secret catalog, because everything is half off, if you know what I mean.”

“Plus, I don’t have any early classes so we can sleep in.”

“I gave up my two best friends for a convertible. Oh well, the wind in my face dried my tears!”

Ad blocker interference detected!

Wikia is a free-to-use site that makes money from advertising. We have a modified experience for viewers using ad blockers

Wikia is not accessible if you’ve made further modifications. Remove the custom ad blocker rule(s) and the page will load as expected.